General Summary
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SPOILERS
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Your wife's made you a special cake for working so hard recently. You open your mouth with delight, when suddenly, she dies to spiders,
your worst fear. You realize it's all a dream, but still are looking for that cake. It's nowhere to be found, and suddenly everything
twists around you, summoning you into a pit of spiders! You fight your way out with a trusty torch (who's previous owner died), and anger
the spider queen. She spares you, surrendering you to her commander, the Mistress. You descend into the Mistress's cave, when you see her.
Your wife. She's been captured by the Mistress! Or so you think. Suddenly, your wife reveals her true nature, a sorceress, and transfigures
herself into a golem. You two start fighting. Barely escaping with your life, you realize it's all a dream. You wake up back to your wife,
but you still have a faint urge to kill her before things get worse. She offers you a cake, and you choose what to do next.

CAKE PATH
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You eat her special cake. The cake turns out to be drowning in poison; you, reaching onto your throat, gasp with your last breaths,
withering away. You die.

LEG OF LAMB PATH
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You take the leg of lamb and beat your wife to death. You think, good riddance, but soon, the police sirens start to ring in your ears.
You wake up, looking around. You're in an asylum. You've murdered your good wife. What have you done?!